America learns a new word: GOOOOOOAAAAL!

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting.

A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.

The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.

The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.

The statistician yells “We got him!”

Improbable Deniability

“Some things, however, are true no matter how hard you might try to block them out, and a lie is always a lie, no matter how prettily told. Some doors, once they’re opened, can never be closed again, just as some trust, once it’s been lost, can never be won back.” ~Alice Hoffman

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I Got It (What You Need) ~ Galactic and Lyrics Born

I’ve been trying to figure out he lyrics for this awesome funk song. Can you help me?

You got to step [out | up ] on the corner, man. You know I got what you need, baby.

[something] Oh!

[Chorus]

You want it? Baby, I got it.
You need it? Baby, come get it.

You want it? Baby, I got whatchya need, watchya need, watchya need, watchya need?

[Repeat Chorus]
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